10 Random Poker Quotes

• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak