10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"