10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)