10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln