10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.