10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.