10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT