10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester