10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"