10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "All-in, bitches!!!"