10 Random Poker Quotes

• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine. - T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!