10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester