10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm