10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.