10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.