10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers