10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.