10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."