10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- You have to piss with the dick you have