10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"