10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Why not, when some because there are three.