10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.