10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.