10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters