10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.