10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"