10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi