10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)