10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.