10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.