10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!