10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery