10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.