10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.