10 Random Poker Quotes

• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen