10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Welcome to kicker school
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters