10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)