10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson