10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.