10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson