10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Fook the floosh droo!
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]