10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."