10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Fold and live to fold again
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach