10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes