10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright