10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.