10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.