10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker is for loners.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier