10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm