10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."